No Shit, Sherlock.

This is one logical inference move that everyone is capable of accomplishing.

]]> http://bluefoxalley.com/2008/09/14/id-sojourner-the-obvious-truth-about-sasuke/feed/ 4 The Sojourner http://bluefoxalley.com/2008/09/01/dildo-9-a-picture-to-share-a-lesson-to-learn/ http://bluefoxalley.com/2008/09/01/dildo-9-a-picture-to-share-a-lesson-to-learn/#comments Sun, 31 Aug 2008 16:00:23 +0000 The P-Meister http://bluefoxalley.wordpress.com/?p=1051 Continue reading →]]> With the advances of technology and the increasing capability of what a computer can do. Otakus who used to rely on only the TV now have access to the internet. However, sometimes the internet makes you stupid.

Now, the majority of viewers would not hesitate to blame the boy for being such a geek and a retard. However, I’ve gone through tards before, lets recap, people who are over-obsessed with something that they fail to use their brains and see the bigger picture. Before you blame games, let me remind you that this doesn’t only happen with games, but it can relate to finishing your last manga chapter or finishing the last episode of Narutard, only to find out that it hasn’t ended when shitpudden comes along. Now, who’s really at fault… Everyone!

The Perspective of the parents

Now, Looking at the parents point of view, they are sad, but we never know what they are thinking in their heads. What normal people would assume is

Dad: Dammit, my Son is an Otaku, a disgrace to the family!

Mom: How did I raise such a disrespectful son!

Granny: I forgot to wear my dentures!

But in reality….

Dad: Man! That was me when I was young. The good ol’ days…

Mom: Oh my, I am getting old!

Granny: I forgot to wear my dentures!

Is this a joke, you ask? NO! IT is NOT a joke! See what happens if the dad and mom retains their current state of life… They eventually become like the granny, having dementia.

Taking a look at dementia

Dementia is the severe loss of intellectual capacity due to the loss or damage of neurones in the brains. Often, this can be found in xrays as the shrinking of the hippocampus, which in short, stores recent memories and integrates it into long term memory. Why? Because the neurones develop neurofibrillary tangles formed by the hyperphophorylation of a microtubule associated wit the protein Tau. Of course, there are many other types and ways to get dementia, but you don’t need to know any more than this.

Anyway, enough of the science bits, demented patients would often be confused because of memory impairment. They can’t recognise day from night or even their children’s faces and by the age of 100, you have a 95% chance of getting it. It seems impossible to avoid, but we can reduce the rate at which this happens, by asking why it happens.

Why does it happen? Partially because old people live their solitary lives and don’t use their brains enough. It is proven that people who are active in their minds have a lower chance of developing early dementia. A lot of people who are in the active mind category play computer games/watch anime/read books(manga of course, what did u think? newspaper?) regularly, not obsessively, mind you.

What does this say. I have only a sentence to sum it up.

“People don’t age as they play games or watch japanese cartoon, people get old when they stop.”

Remember, if you can find someone who you can help, never hesitate. Bullshit? No, I’m not shitting with you. I saw a 40 year old lady playing the psp on the subway, a good example of an older person who is young at heart.

Back to the boy

So the boy is right? No. I tell you, by the age of 40, he will get dementia too. Lets look at the definition of a tard again.

People who are over-obsessed with something that they fail to use their brains and see the bigger picture.

Now you get it. In fact, he will turn into a demented otaku who doesn’t care about anything but plotless fillers and keeping up with the weekly Narutard Shitpudden Continues part XXIV. In fact, he will evolve from Otardku to Oldtaku. A demented otaku.

A story of a man being saved

A man, was at his peak of success. He was rich, and he could afford the monthly payment of World of Whorecraft. He has a pretty wife, which he doesn’t hump regularly. Instead, he chooses to be hooked onto his computer playing Whorecraft non-stop, levelling all his characters to 80, the new level cap.

Eventually, he came home one day, seeing his wife crying.

LOOK AT THIS AND ASK YOUR CONSCIENCE!

“Whats wrong?” he asked

His wife replied, “do you still love me?”

… silence…

He hugged his wife and said, ‘of course I do dear.’

From that day onwards, he quit world of whorecraft and watched anime instead, and they lived happily ever after… in the bedroom.

I LOVE CHRISTMAS!

The moral of the story is: Hot babes cure everything!

Conclusion

Sorry there’s not enough pictures. Makes you want to think more and oogle less. Happy brain using everyone.

Pictures from SakuraPetalzz and Spacecowboytv

The Porn Industry

As you know, the porn industry is one that can generate good money but remains morally questionable. It is not my right to question the beliefs of the people who take part in this but real life porn is basically prostitution. Many people who are addicted pay the monthly subscription to watch HD download/stream porn at a very cheap price. Guess who the money goes to? The prostitutes(porn stars) and the pimps(website), except the website earns most of it. Fapping over these encourages more people into this act and thus sends the entire society into having a perverted mentality. Not that hentai isn’t perverted but this is worse.

Virginity is cheap now. I once heard a story of a single porn star who says, ‘I’ve let men touch everywhere except my lips, for they are saved for the man I love.” Its sad that the society has degenerated into such a disgusting state. Not all woman choose to become porn stars. You think they would choose? It is because of bastard men who take away their virginity that makes their virginity cheap, thus causing them to join such acts of impurity. These bastard men are those who cannot control their lust for real life porn.

Hentai Industry

The hentai industry works in a different way. Treat it as a gift from the heavens. Girls are not necessarily ‘used’. At the most they can pose for the artist but they do not need to sacrifice their virginity. This also allows art to be expressed in a more vibrant manner. Alas, fapping over these inspires more artists and also generates a demand, thus creating more decent jobs for the gifted in art. I believe that studying is not the only way to success. This will be another way. Its just like football. A sport. While many people are so engrossed over the world cup and premiere league, many can also be engrossed in hentai and eroges!! Increasing employment rate and even inspiring minds to be more creative, hentai can only be a good thing!

Deaths real porn have induced

Let me tell you a story of a man who told himself that he would never ever surf porn. He did stop, for 3 months. Oneday, his spermbox overloaded and he could no longer take it and with a click of the mouse, he watched porn. Alas, he had a good time, for a very short while. He did not turn up for work for two days and he was found dead grabbing his crotch. What a way to die! To avoid such things from happening is rather simple actually. Firstly, your spermbox should not be full. 98% of the men in the world fap and the other 2% lie.

Remember however, that each time you watch real porn, a poor virgin girl is being carried into the porn industry. How can you prevent this, the answer is to fap to hentai. Smoking affects everyone, just like surfing real life porn does. Thats why we have nicotine replacement therapies(NRTs) in all shapes sizes and forms. If doctors accept NRTs as cures for smoking, then hentai should be accepted as a cure for porn addiction! I hereby name it hentai replacement therapy, and like NRTs, its a ‘take as much as you want’ mentality. HOHOHO!

Hentai is better

Why stick to girls who have ugly tattoos, wrinkles, some sag tits, pimples, scars, tiny breasts, enormously fake breasts, hairy hatches and unshaven armpits(ugh!) when hentai is out there for you. Perfect girls. Surfing loli hentai for the teens is ok, as police won’t catch you for child-porn surfing. Besides, looking at girls of the same age is ok.

Importance of Virginity

I am a strong believer of sex after marriage. Being a Christian protestant, I do not believe that people should be chained down by rules(not allowed to surf hentai) but rather live according to their conviction and morals. Virginity is not a cheap thing and we only have it once in our lives. Its like buying an anime magazine or a figurine or a handheld console. Would you like it to have scratches on its cover or wrapped nicely in plastic? I like mine to be well taken care of. Therefore, as our society is corrupted to such an extent, to satisfy man and reduce the pressure on ladies, hentai is the way to keep those dolphins happy. I would like to propose hentai as a long-term treatment for porn addiction. Of course, just as a person who doesn’t smoke won’t ever take nicotine gum for no reason, a person who has no interest in porn should stick to regular anime. =)

Conclusion

We live in a society that is very knowledgeable about men. Men no longer need to fap in the bushes or under the bed to avoid detection. Everyone knows that they do. What they fap to is what matters. I would hope one day the anime culture would dominate the world, such as using hentai pics as storage currency rather than gold bars. 1gig of hentai(about 1 dvd) = 1 gold bar. Alas, hopefully korean dramas that give false hope to women would be scrapped too and have anime replacing it, but thats another story. Lastly, my favourite KOS-MOS!

Final words

Now that you have read my words, it is your duty to tell your porn addict friends about hentai and spread the love. To let them know the ugliness of real life porn, this should do the trick:

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Peace =X (Sorry Kate…)

(Sources: All pictures(except the armpit) were from http://www.ecchi-haven.net and the armpit wasn’t mine. =S)

Accidental is the word for how my thoughts came about as I had no intention of exposing myself to the source that was the cause of the surge in my mind. The 8th of August was my friend’s birthday and I was invited to celebrate it at a place known for being a clubbing spot, and it also happened to be the day of the opening ceremony of the 2008 Olympics in Beijing, China. My father initially disapproved of me hanging out at the kind of place that I was heading to but after a session of negotiation, he would give me permission to do so and even offered to drive me there if I was to watch the opening ceremony with him. Reckoning that it was better than nothing, I agreed and sat down with him as the show started.

The opening ceremony was no doubt, a stunning accomplishment for the Chinese people, for each single execution was brimming with exuberance. It was a feat, and anyone would have to admit to it, that only China could achieve because of its massive population. More than just a grand performance, it was the sounding of the horn that declared the long waited arrival of China onto the international stage. Well, you can consider it as the inauguration and everything before it being a soft opening. China’s roar was sonorous and the world hearkened. However, that moment was beyond simply just a display of the country’s greatness to the rest of the international community. All who came to witness the ceremony, including westerners, were compelled to acknowledge the effort that was put into making the night so spectacular. And it is because of that, the world takes yet another big step into accepting China.

As many remember, China’s reputation took a tough beating with the recent suppression of unrest in Tibet, receiving much criticism from the world about their methods. Things took an ugly turn when protesters attempted to disrupt the procession of the sacred Olympic flame in several countries, dealing a big blow to China’s pride. Though being a very direct way of conveying the voice of the ‘free world’, the approach was not the most effective way of making China reconsider its stand. It spurred the Chinese people to unite, and increased the gap between China and the rest of the world. This unity meant trouble as the reason why the Chinese people were rallying together was not the most desirable one. As a result, the neighborhood got a bit colder.

So if there is one lesson that we can learn from the recent months, it is that we all have one thing in common and that is the ability to disagree. There are those who can never come up with algorithms for business models, there are those who cannot sing decently and many other things. But we all have one common talent, to disagree. To disagree is simple, leading to a refusal to empathize with others. It is different from a discussion for it involves parties moving beyond just disagreeing, to follow up with a sharing of ideas in order to come to terms with each other.

Cynical ones would point out, the world we live in is saturated with apathy, and probably animosity if slightly more extreme. Probably because of an emphasis made by modern journalism because of the easy attention it receives, we are presented before us countless of news serving as examples of the ‘ugly’ side of humanity. Conflicts, cutthroat politics and terrorism are rampant in the world we live in and there are so few sanctuaries where people can confide to for solace. It is not my intention to be condescending by making things sound so simple. Many ongoing conflicts of the world are the result of a web of complex circumstances which even a passive approach might not help in alleviating anything. All that I desire is to present the overall picture, from my perspective, in an empirical state so that the gist can be understood. I may not be able to offer the solution to end decades of hatred and war, but perhaps I might have a part in helping you resolve an argument with a neighbor!

Disillusioned as you may be, I implore you to recall moments in history when people would come together and demonstrate the potential of our race in all its positivity. It varies according to individuals. Personally, scientific breakthroughs have been the silent yet finest moments of the human race’s legacy for they tell tales of great minds of various backgrounds unite with a single aim of contributing to society. In recent context, we saw how the rest of the world came to China’s aid after the earthquake in Sichuan. Sad as the cause may be, there was warmth generated from this spontaneous kindness coming from those who helped. Because of the relief effort, the world seemed ephemerally united . And once more are we presented with such an phenomenon and it is due to a better reason, the 2008 Olympic Games. So once again I am threading on thin ice, putting myself dangerously in a condescending position as I proceed with my thoughts. These are exactly the times when we as members of the world community are able to see that it is not so difficult to bond. And to aggregate to that point, it brings a flicker of hope even in dark brooding pariahs of negative polarization. Because of such events like the Olympics, we can be certain there can be times where we can feel the goodness of mankind even if it is as brief as a fleeting dream. No matter how accustomed you are to darkness, a guiding light will always soothe your heart.

The Olympic Games is an oddity, an outlier. It is a bastion of hope, serving as one of the last few reasons we have to celebrate our existence on this planet. Such is its allure that people of different creed would congregate for the purpose of sportsmanship, friendship and universal good will. Its existence is idealistic and maybe a futile cause to some, yet it hits spot on at that little desire in us all for a bit of hope. To the optimistic and hopeful, they can believe that there is still something to believe in. For those who are not as convinced, a good dream is what they can experience.

There is nothing that can serve as a solution but there will always be a faint reminder of what is possible, and that is a brighter future. Whether that can really be achieved, it depends on whether you want to believe. But before that, we need more reminders to the world that hope is awfully lacking these days. In the midst of all the elegies mourning the death of decency, we could need some minnesingers to spread empathy. And that is coming out from the heart of a disillusioned one like me.

P.S. Or we could just watch anime, but not the emo ones. And the music in Macross Frontier is getting more and more epic.

Watched the video? Ashamed? I watched that video more than a hundred times. At first, it was WOOT hilarious, but after a while, I wished it was never posted on youtube. MEH…

Being an anime fan, sometimes i watch anime on cable TV, most of the time I use fansubs. Watching americanised anime however sparked some flames in me. I’m not all out to spark a flame war, but the common americanised Anime Joe’s ignorance sometimes pisses off the P-Meister!! From this however, using the GREAT P-MEISTER’s INTELLIGENCE, I deciphered how narutards are created. I’ll start from the very basic on what an anime is.

What is an anime?

Dictionary.com’s definition: A style of animation developed in Japan, characterized by stylized colorful art and often adult themes.

This is only partially true. Where do animes come from? I’m sure everyone knows, its manga of course!! The manga part is lost when americanisation took place. Some anime are deep, some are less deep, but its definitely not stuff for a 7 year old to watch. 7 year olds can watch, but they can’t fully understand its concepts and ideas(unless they are not born in america at least). No offense to America, but this misconception has gone on for a long time, and its time the P-Meister clears the name of Anime in the entertainment world.

The Process of Americanisation

Are Naruto and Inuyasha really anime?

Yes and no, depending on which perspective you view it. Naruto, Bleach and Inuyasha(I feel that they can be classified as the bridge between anime and cartoons) are a low tolerance animes that has a huge fanbase all around the world. Not all its fans however are true anime fans or otakus. Why?

Narrow-minded and shallow people exist, and the company with the license, sadly, have the right to suck money from these people. These american companies have exerted their influence on anime released in the US for many many years. Good examples are One Piece and Cardcaptor. Some big things that happen in Anime include:

Deculturisation: Japanese culture is the basis of many anime. The fact that the fanbase don’t want to learn more about it shows who they really are. Anime that have their culture stripped, the two examples above have been published in the fear that Americans will not understand jokes that are Japan based. This is one of the factors that differentiate anime from cartoons. Many anime do not exactly follow their manga counterparts. This difference is made even further when it is Americanised. Basically, the whole point of the anime is to learn what the manga artist wishes to convey to its readers!! The jokes are also converted, sometimes being irrelevant to the storyline as well.

Horrorifics: Honorifics often tell us how much politeness/respect is used when referring to someone else. Such things don’t need teaching. You’ll learn it a while after watching japanese anime. Blending honorifics into the English language is difficult but possible. Some explaination should be put at the side though. Honorfics have been placed in certain anime, but the pronounciation of -chan is still ch + an(english way of pronounciation). Doesn’t bother me at all as long as its there(I watch the Japanese fansubs though).

Lost in Translation: Words like senpai, sensei and kimono should be left there. I’m sure people are not dumb enough to not know what a kimono is.

Need more evidence? This one’s extreme…

Don’t get me wrong, I didn’t say dubbing is bad. Dubbing is more open for international viewers who don’t normally watch anime or for people who don’t want to read the subs. However americanisation spoils its contents. As long as it doesn’t steer too far from the original concept and stop viewers from appreciating anime the way it should be appreciated, dubbing is ok. From some comments online, FMP Fumoffu seems to have been dubbed quite well.

The main problem starts as you look at the type of audience it targets. Companies who like to do these americanisation does it in order to get the average Anime Joe(not otakus or true anime fan) to understand their ‘language’. Read on to find out about the Anime Joe…

What Happens When You Add Naruto to a Tard

Some people argue… I DON’T CARE, I JUST WANT TO BE ENTERTAINED, WHATS THE USE IF I CAN’T UNDERSTAND THE JOKES!! Well, personally i believe there are more than enough programmes out there to entertain. Cartoons like family guy and simpsons. If they like fighting, they could watch a cartoon, they don’t leave a trace of Japanese culture. Well… the effects are, these Americanised products have reached the heart of people who are tards.

Let me explain what tards are:

There is a common concept that people lose attention after 45 seconds. Look at common TV programs. They are filled with violence, sex and celebrity nonsense. Yes, I agree I get distracted in 45 seconds, that doesn’t mean we don’t think for 45 seconds!! Scenes that trigger thinking bore some people. People who don’t think when they watch anime are tards! Thinking is an important part in anime literature and culture.

Upon watching Naruto, which is better(but still not good enough) in the sense that it isn’t fully Americanised, a small bit of culture is put in front of their eyes. As if it were their first time masturbating, such tards become intense Naruto/Bleach/Inu tards! They become overzealous fanatics who often only appreciate anime of a particular genre. I call this genre “brainless”(The anime may not be brainless but is appreciated in a brainless way)! They obviously haven’t watched the better ones. However, this overzealousness should not be confused with that of an otaku.

What is an otaku? Not a tard…

IMHO, otakus are cool, because of the fact that they are able to express their passion in such a significant way. Cool to themselves, cool to me, (not cool to the society though)… In fact, I believe otakus are very intelligent people, with a deep sensitivity for literature. Everything else in the world matters not to them. However, i believe, if everyone was an otaku… there won’t be wars(except those in anime)…

Americans have a very eccentric way of expressing themselves. To be cool or unique to them is to be different. They struggle in many ways to be different. You’ll understand if you watched American Idol. Since america culture is spreading everywhere, I dare say that this implies to the whole world, except with less magnitude(sorry Americans, but its true).

So how do we differentiate an otaku from a narutard? Otakus don’t go around boasting about being an otaku/fear people calling them narutards, they have more worries about their collection. Otakus are nerds, but they are not retards! There’s nothing wrong with being a nerd, it just shows their passion. There’s something wrong with being a tard… it shows they can’t think.

So everyone who follows naruto is a tard? no… Naruto isn’t brainless as it seems. However, handing naruto to tards is like giving chopsticks to a baboon. They will never figure out how to use it. Naruto has parts which inspire thoughts, however less than that of other anime. Read on to find out more.

Is Naruto bad? Quite bad…

Besides its fanbase, I don’t see the problem with Naruto that it should become taboo in daily anime language. Naruto is quite a bad anime, but it got rebuked more than it should have been. We should give Naruto some empathy. This empathy i will give will be in comparison of a really old manga which i read, called Dragonball.

Dragonball is an amazing manga(I didn’t appreciate its anime as much, it was a little slow filled with staring scenes), after a tired day of study/work, its ok to read a little DBZ to chill. Besides, it has unique artwork and is a great manga for somebody to chill. It doesn’t really wrack ur brain like Eva does and its relaxing to read. I must state that Dragonball came at a time when its style was still refreshing, Naruto was a little late.

Still, I can understand anime fans who watch Naruto. It certainly is in-between an anime and a cartoon. It isn’t particularly brainless if we were to consider what the purpose its artist, Masashi Kishimoto, intended its fans to use the storyline for.

Naruto started out with pretty amazing fresh concepts, one I like was the Neiji family concept. The artist has proved himself to be quite creative, only to have his work fall into the hands of tards. Even so… the development is rather bland as it carries on but dragonball has its bland parts too. The only commendable thing right now is its epic length. Still, I believe right at the end, there’s gonna be a BANG! Problem is… when is the end…? Anyway, thats another story for the Sojourner to tell…

Conclusion

There are many anime which are stripped off its original concepts, however I feel that the problem with this misconception of anime fans can be cleared with a little more exposure. If american anime companies were to do as well as fansubs, perhaps allowing the viewers to turn to different type of subs depending if they were a cartoon fan or anime fan, I’m sure more people would view the ones that retain and explain japanese culture. Perhaps the average IQ in the world would become 110 or so…

*Breathes out smoke* Finally the P-Meister is relieved. I wrote that out of a little fury. I’m sorry if I offended anyone. =) Hope you enjoyed the P-Meister’s ranting.