Oh no, I got my keyboard dirty again.

Good fun.

Summary

Medusa’s gang continues to advance to race to the Demon God, with Black Star and Death the Kid tailing behind. Setting up little bombs against Kid, the absolute lack of symmetry of the bombs’ arrangement disgusted Kid and make him hate himself to the core, as usual. Thankfully, Patty with her unexpected way of motivation kicked Kid out of his senses and he used the bombs to accelerate himself instead. Meanwhile, the fight between Maka and Chrona ensues.

As both parties are indestructible, they constantly bashed each other, without a sign of a decided victor. Maka seemed to have the upperhand however. Apparently, the Imp has removed Maka’s sense of fear and she is over powered by madness. Soul constantly stays within the conscious zone, almost being eaten up by the madness.

It wasn’t long before Maka realised that she was out of control though as she regained consciousness within her subconscious. Being able to feel different souls, she moves on to find Chrona in her little land of her own, her soul.

Chrona’s subconscious was like a beach, without a sea. She drew a line around herself to keep herself safe. With nothing to do, her subconscious, similar to ID Sojourner, appears and speaks to her, asking her questions. However, she passes all the questions due to fear. She doesn’t know how to answer them.

The scene then switches to a bitch fight between Blair and the Mizune family, ending as a one sided battle. Things don’t end so easily though. The Mizune family then fuse to form… a hot babe. WOOTz. Blair changes to human form too, AWESOME! Blair doesn’t lose in terms of looks however and I will support Blair forever!!! Ahem. Ignore my rant. The focus then moves onto Medusa and friends.

Thrash talking continues and it is revealed that Medusa doesn’t need Chrona anymore. She treats her as garbage, enraging the fatherly side of Death Scythe. Death Scythe confronts Medusa, without any words prepared though. As he was blasted away, showing the weak side of him, he burst into tears. Stein then says what was in Death Scythe’s head. Stein was a scientist, but he was one with morals.

Back to Chrona, after 41 questions, she cries, questioning herself why she could answer Maka and not her own shadow. =(  It was so sad… until Maka comes in. MAKA IS SOOO CUTEEEEE!! (The first thing she says is “Rawr!”) Erasing her safety zone line, Maka made Chrona turn mad.

Of course, Maka must get out of her madness as she swims out of the subconscious area. Soul, in his desperation to help Maka breaks free of the shadow’s grasps and pulls Maka out into consciousness. The blood in Chrona’s body produced constant spikes but Maka puts Soul down and advances. As expected, the spikes didn’t hurt Maka, besides some cosmetic injury. Hugging Chrona, Maka turned her, Medusa’s thrash, into a friend.

My thoughts

I liked this episode very much. In fact, every episode gets better. Blair’s appearance was the best part of the show. She’s so HAWT!!! Ahem. Ignore my rant.

Anyway, I’m glad Chrona’s solved, which is pretty nice especially with the ending theme. Now, only 2 more to be settled, which are right next to the Demon God. Things are getting exciting and I always find Soul Eater episodes are tooooooooo short. It cuts you off at the exciting moments and makes you drool for more.

Also, I found Death the Kid to be more and more irritating as Black Star shys on his irritability. Symmetry isn’t important!! Soul on the other hand seems to be afraid of being near people, probably because of the possibility of hurting them. Seems like the burden of having the demon blood is taxing on him.

Anyway, the most important point is: I thought Mizune wasn’t as hot as blair, sadly. She looks like she’s wearing garbage cans. Even without bra, it will never never win my beloved BLAIR!!!! More Blair next episode please!

Next Episode:

Spoiler: Demon God awakens -.-

Before I end, lets take some time to critically appraise this picture:

Oh no, I just cleaned my keyboard!

The Porn Industry

As you know, the porn industry is one that can generate good money but remains morally questionable. It is not my right to question the beliefs of the people who take part in this but real life porn is basically prostitution. Many people who are addicted pay the monthly subscription to watch HD download/stream porn at a very cheap price. Guess who the money goes to? The prostitutes(porn stars) and the pimps(website), except the website earns most of it. Fapping over these encourages more people into this act and thus sends the entire society into having a perverted mentality. Not that hentai isn’t perverted but this is worse.

Virginity is cheap now. I once heard a story of a single porn star who says, ‘I’ve let men touch everywhere except my lips, for they are saved for the man I love.” Its sad that the society has degenerated into such a disgusting state. Not all woman choose to become porn stars. You think they would choose? It is because of bastard men who take away their virginity that makes their virginity cheap, thus causing them to join such acts of impurity. These bastard men are those who cannot control their lust for real life porn.

Hentai Industry

The hentai industry works in a different way. Treat it as a gift from the heavens. Girls are not necessarily ‘used’. At the most they can pose for the artist but they do not need to sacrifice their virginity. This also allows art to be expressed in a more vibrant manner. Alas, fapping over these inspires more artists and also generates a demand, thus creating more decent jobs for the gifted in art. I believe that studying is not the only way to success. This will be another way. Its just like football. A sport. While many people are so engrossed over the world cup and premiere league, many can also be engrossed in hentai and eroges!! Increasing employment rate and even inspiring minds to be more creative, hentai can only be a good thing!

Deaths real porn have induced

Let me tell you a story of a man who told himself that he would never ever surf porn. He did stop, for 3 months. Oneday, his spermbox overloaded and he could no longer take it and with a click of the mouse, he watched porn. Alas, he had a good time, for a very short while. He did not turn up for work for two days and he was found dead grabbing his crotch. What a way to die! To avoid such things from happening is rather simple actually. Firstly, your spermbox should not be full. 98% of the men in the world fap and the other 2% lie.

Remember however, that each time you watch real porn, a poor virgin girl is being carried into the porn industry. How can you prevent this, the answer is to fap to hentai. Smoking affects everyone, just like surfing real life porn does. Thats why we have nicotine replacement therapies(NRTs) in all shapes sizes and forms. If doctors accept NRTs as cures for smoking, then hentai should be accepted as a cure for porn addiction! I hereby name it hentai replacement therapy, and like NRTs, its a ‘take as much as you want’ mentality. HOHOHO!

Hentai is better

Why stick to girls who have ugly tattoos, wrinkles, some sag tits, pimples, scars, tiny breasts, enormously fake breasts, hairy hatches and unshaven armpits(ugh!) when hentai is out there for you. Perfect girls. Surfing loli hentai for the teens is ok, as police won’t catch you for child-porn surfing. Besides, looking at girls of the same age is ok.

Importance of Virginity

I am a strong believer of sex after marriage. Being a Christian protestant, I do not believe that people should be chained down by rules(not allowed to surf hentai) but rather live according to their conviction and morals. Virginity is not a cheap thing and we only have it once in our lives. Its like buying an anime magazine or a figurine or a handheld console. Would you like it to have scratches on its cover or wrapped nicely in plastic? I like mine to be well taken care of. Therefore, as our society is corrupted to such an extent, to satisfy man and reduce the pressure on ladies, hentai is the way to keep those dolphins happy. I would like to propose hentai as a long-term treatment for porn addiction. Of course, just as a person who doesn’t smoke won’t ever take nicotine gum for no reason, a person who has no interest in porn should stick to regular anime. =)

Conclusion

We live in a society that is very knowledgeable about men. Men no longer need to fap in the bushes or under the bed to avoid detection. Everyone knows that they do. What they fap to is what matters. I would hope one day the anime culture would dominate the world, such as using hentai pics as storage currency rather than gold bars. 1gig of hentai(about 1 dvd) = 1 gold bar. Alas, hopefully korean dramas that give false hope to women would be scrapped too and have anime replacing it, but thats another story. Lastly, my favourite KOS-MOS!

Final words

Now that you have read my words, it is your duty to tell your porn addict friends about hentai and spread the love. To let them know the ugliness of real life porn, this should do the trick:

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Peace =X (Sorry Kate…)

(Sources: All pictures(except the armpit) were from http://www.ecchi-haven.net and the armpit wasn’t mine. =S)

About Koihime Musou
This story has an ancient setting, however, instead of boring skills like 18 Fists of the Flying Dragon, it decides to put in girls. Beautiful girls. The story is pretty shallow imho.

Well, everything starts of as an RPG. The party gets bigger. In episode 1, a legendary bandit killer, known as Aisha, who was rumoured to be uber pretty turned out to be ok. Still, i prefer her current version than the ‘pretty’ version which looks more like a whore than a bandit hunter. Anyway, in ep 1, she meets Rinrin, a girl with superb strength but doesn’t know how to use it. Like Aisha, she lost her family when she was young, thus she becomes a vandal and she and her ‘bandit’ friends would often destroy property and make fun of people. Due to their similarities of past experiences, Aisha took her in as a sister and they now travel together like family. Rinrin is for the paedos who like little girls with undeveloped breasts.

In episode 2, as they were travelling, they met a blue haired warrior, whose true name is Sei and a general called Konsousan. (Note that I’m using their true names only because it’ll be too troublesome to keep track of all their names.) Konsousan is the one who is looking for people to hire but apparently seems to have little ability to rule a country like she said she aspired to. Anyway, as Rinrin fails to pass the test to remain silent, the group goes on ahead without her to solve the bandit problem. Sounds like a side quest in a rpg storyline.

Since their skills were imbal, they manage to save all the villagers, with a bit of dirty prostitution work of course. Eventually, Rinrin can’t wait any longer and decides to look for them. Fortunately, she finds them at the dead end of a cliff. Cutting off a tree to produce a bridge, the villagers were saved, but before the other two warriors could get on, the bridge broke. Punishing the bandits with their newfound weapons they picked from beated soldiers, also much like an RPG, picking off a better weapon drop, the pair finished all the bandits and head off.

Sei then decides to join the party, much like an rpg enix made, as she finds a master who is actually worth fighting for. End of chapter, save? –> Yes.

My thoughts

Honestly, this would have made a fine addition to the DS. The way the story is told and the way members are added are really humourous parodies of a typical RPG. As a person who likes RPGs, i believe that the shallow story of the start is normal and we should expect to see more development in the further episodes, such as saving the world.

The art work of the ladies are nice, similar to those u find in crimson H-games. Rinrin, though doesn’t appeal to me in that way, I find extremely cute, like an adorable sister. I’m sure she’ll be real good looking in 10 years time. I’m also sure its not the last we’ll see of Konsousan. I vote for a pink hair and yellow hair addition to the party.

A good thing about this series is also that the main character is a female. We get to understand a little better about how women think. Women always care about the most unnecessary things, unlike men who are more practical. I’m sure this can be seen from Aisha caring about people mentioning that she isn’t beautiful. In a normal RPG with the main char as a guy, the guy would prolly not care if people said he was good looking or not, at least not to such an extent.

This anime is really relaxing to watch but definitely not for those who seek a deeper storyline. As for now, the storyline remains shallow but I believe we’re at the superficial parts only. However, the episode is filled with lulz and babes and boobies and legs and did I mention, I really liked the seme and uke parts!! This is equivalent to watching softcore porn. The sounds when they were stuck in the box was a plus point. Definitely a must watch for perverts and people who like humour.

Look at Aisha’s expression

How did it go you ask? Well, nothing is too difficult for the P-Meister. One of the questions was, describe the process of sexual intercourse, and of course, the guru of sexual intercourse has no problems answering it! Still, I wouldn’t wanna bore you with all the scientific details, so i’m only gonna cut short and focus on 1 point! Why do anime girl faces turn red in particular scenes!

 The process of S3XXX0R summarised!

In the books, sex is much different from that in reality or those in HARCORE XXX videos that are easily found online. In fact, it is split into four stages. This is called the human sexual response cycle.

1) Arousal

2) Plateau

3) Climax

4) Refractory

Girl’s faces start to turn red at 1 and start dissapearing at 3. This redness is called sex flush. Let me show you an example…

Yes, I have an eroge not just on Haruna but on Lala too. In fact i got 2, but thats another story. However this does not happen in everyone, only 75% of women and 25% of men will display this. Still, despite watching several PrONXXXHARDCORE informatory videos on sex besides anime ones, I didn’t notice such a phenomenon. These pinkish spots appear not only on the face but on the breast, torso, face, hands and soles of the feet. OMG, how did scientist even find that out.

Why does it happen, it is of course due to the many properties of the skin, which besides protection and touching pleasure, also allows expression of feelings of embarassment, anger and H-ness. I won’t go into the structure of the skin, so if anyone asks you, why do anime girl faces turn red, just say its vasodilation of the vessels in the integument of the face. =) (Note: Integument means skin) hmm, since when did i learn to talk like fansubs.

Conclusion

Thank you for listening to my great lesson, hope you enjoyed it. Here’s a final picture as a reward for finish the P-Meister’s Anifacts 1.

Such an innocent picture

From now onwards, the P-Meister will give Anifacts courses whenever he finds something new to share.

THIS!

WARNING: REST OF THE POST MAY CONTAIN MATURE SCENES, IF YOU DECIDE TO READ, DON’T FLAME ME! EVEN IF FLAMING INCREASES YOUR BLOG STATS!

About Slutjourner and this post

To be honest, I feel that Sojourner is a whore! He blatantly claims he has a smelly birth canal despite the protrusion in his strawberry pantsu. Other bloggers claim they wished they have a Vag00! Ugh! Disgusting. As I will not stoop to such low levels, I used double’s rule no.3 and no.4!

I am a very shy person. I was reluctant to post about this, but in order to get more views because I feel bad not sharing such wonderful goodies, I definitely definitely have to promote it.  THIS GAME IS THE BEST! I will DECLARE I am a MAN! BEST OF ALL, ALL MEN ARE PERVERTS!! Hence, I will post something for MEN! WAHAHAHAHA!! THE INTERNET IS FOR… Read on to find out!

About Haruna

HARUNA CHAN! HARUNA CHAN! I SEE  MANY PERVERTS PEOPLE WANT TO LEARN FROM THE GREAT GURU! Haruna is a sweet little school girl who because of Lala, cannot be with that spineless Rito. That boy has no conviction and did not appreciate her. I feel that its unfair that we keep oogling at Lala. I decided that I will appreciate Haruna to the fullest.

About the Game!

This game has 4 girls!!!! I will only cover Haruna. The game is in Japanese but you’ll only require the Great P-Meister’s Guide (ASK ME DIRECTLY) to unlock everything. HEH HEH! Basically, you have a few TOOLS. You can also say some stuff to the girl. There are 4 effects u can get. Want to know what? GET THE GAME. DL info below.

Well, this is a rape/submission game, so we need to make the girl get high n’ wet with her not being scared as much as possible! The best part of this game is the sound. KEKEKE! Excited? BEST THING ABOUT THE GAME IS… ITS FREE! Information for download can be found below.

How to install! Some eye candy

Unzip! NOT YOUR PANTS U IDIOT, the files. Run the EXE. Due to the crude details, I decided not to post tips. However, I will post pictures to get you excited! If you need help, P-Meister’s contact details are below.

Side Effects and warning

Bewarned, as I am highly trained, I know how to avoid these side effects. They are:

1) Right arm cramps

2) Suffering from right arm muscular hypertrophy

3) Arrhythmia , abnormal heart rate!

NOT SUITABLE FOR ADULTS ABOVE 70! PAEDOPHILE!

More pictures

THE DOWNLOAD!!!! My Final Combo Restrictions

Sojourner didn’t allow me to post the download. However, rules are meant to be broken. If we get 100 views and 10 comments, I will post the link. Download link is very fast. Refreshing the page works I think. Keep refreshing ya perverts! Damn! Should have used this form of bribery while the anime blog awards were still running.

The internet is for?

All fans are recommended to this video which I dedicated to this post. If you’re reluctant to resort to refreshing the page, this may help enlighten you!!

Speaking of which, I think I have Love Hina H-stuff too. If there’s 200 views, I might consider blogging about it.

Conclusion

Well, the P-Meister has loads of things that he can do on the internet, such as blogging. GUESS WHAT HE DOES AFTER!!!! WHAHAHAHA. Ahem *cough*, I remember saying i was a shy person. Pardon me. It must have been my cold.

Oh wait, before I enter a state of self-pleasure, I’d like to start a Male-dominant group, as opposed to the girls. Basically, there is no requirement except butsehx. Its a group that talks online to share their goodies. Due to awkwardness, we probably WILL NEVER be meeting in real life unless u have H-DVDs to spare. To join, just post your msn details under comments. People can add me directly on linklans@hotmail.com. Girls are welcome if they want to have a 1-1 real life dating sim with the P-Meister.

MSN IS REALLY REALLY GREAT…

(NOTE: There’s only 1 person I can flame without worrying about consequences.)