[ID SOJOURNER] The Way May’n's Concert Should Have Been Executed

This conversation took place when The Sojourner had just taken a shower. ID accosted him as he looked into the mirror.

<ID SOJOURNER> Hey bro.

<The Sojourner> Huh?

<ID SOJOURNER> AFA is over. But I think something is awfully wrong.

<The Sojourner> That being?

<ID SOJOURNER> You know what could have been a really awesome way to conclude AFA?

<The Sojourner> Enlighten me.

<ID SOJOURNER> After a spectacular performance by the adored Ms. Mei Nakabayashi, there was a handshake and autograph session, am I right?

<The Sojourner> My friend, if you are still keen on stiring something up, I implore that you perish the thought.

<ID SOJOURNER> No no no! I felt that something was really lacking during that part of the concert, and if I am not wrong, the concert was the final event of the entire AFA.

<ID SOJOURNER> What they should have done is that when the first fan goes up to receive his copy of the autograph, the manager should hand him/her a PINEAPPLE CAKE instead.

<The Sojourner> …..

<ID SOJOURNER> With an apologetic expression, May’n would direct everyone’s attention to a big screen.

<ID SOJOURNER> FOLLOWING WHICH, A MUSIC VIDEO OF RICK ASTLEY’S NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP IS PLAYED ON THE SCREEN AS XEDO TROOPERS SEIZE ALL DIAMOND AND VIP HOLDING FANS AWAY UNDER THE SUSPICION OF ILLEGAL DOWNLOADING OF THE ANIME SHOW MACROSS FRONTIER!

Always applicable.

<ID SOJOURNER> What a sight it would have been to behold as the Xedo troopers drag the screaming otakus out of the convention after that rickroll.

<The Sojourner> You are sick.

<ID SOJOURNER> AND ALL THE ARRESTED FANS WOULD CRY, “DON’T TASE ME BRO!”

Okay. I was just joking. lol