Ahh, the AFA 08 happens and raging Malaysians with uncontrollable pubertal hormones start running down to Singapore. Diamond pass tickets ran out fast. So whats the rage? Well, during this event, we can see two different kind of Otakus.
1) the supporter
2) the fanatic (╬ ಠ益ಠ) RAGE
Which one would May’n sign a CD for? Guess. Today, lets try to understand the genus, Otaku Fanatic, a branch cousin species of the Otaku Supporter. First, lets examine a sample of evidence we have collected in <unnamed fanatic>’s house. References and tipping off come from here and here.
also note the sweat drops on the poster to show the effort that was put into making the poster.
Methods
It can be really hard to take in that you have become a retarded fanatic who insists on getting a piece of junk to be signed, however, due to little difference in the genotype of the two species, it is possible that mutation can convert anyone into a fanatic. In order to identify them, we must first list out a few distinguishing features:
1) Smell like cockcroach
The smell of such creatures makes many flinch, such as May’n. She may lay her hands on anybody but these people and their possessions. They are probably also badly dressed, oops, sources say they wear cheapass adidas dri-fits. Hmm…
2) Talk like white people
Because they talk and act like Ameritards, having IQ of 50 upon seeing their fans, they totally forget the importance of culture and respect. Japanse however think that white boards are cool! “YES, FRIGGIN WHITE BOARD. WHAT THE FUCK???!!!” Alas, thats culturally wrong because its wrong to refer a white board as a white board and a black board as a….n… nevermind.
3) They go home to blog about it
Whilst they complain loads of shit on their blog, one thing remains true, they are proud of getting the white board. Sounding disappointed is just a way to get more attention and get people to know that THEY BOUGHT A DIAMOND PASS! The price that could give much pleasure when spent in G******, a popular landmark in Singapore.
4) They are single
How do I know? Well, secretly in their hearts, they bought the diamond pass so they can touch May’n's beautiful smooth warm hands, then go home and jack it off.
5) They are persistent
To get whatever they want, they embraced the culture of bargaining, demanding and begging. Obviously, if one were to point out where they normally spend their time shopping, it is probably Petaling Street in Malaysia. Go google it. After doing it for too long, they would even run up on stage and Kowtow for it. I smell loser even from the UK.
Did I mention smell? Yes, smell is very important.
May’n's signature is very very important indeed. However, the bodyguards were like dogs who could sense the smell of fanatics. Basically, they try to smell semen off them. Fapping before the event keep heads down. Some of the juice may have been placed on the <insert personal item> here, after which, the fanatic would go home and blog ’MAY’N TOUCHED MY SPERM’. IMHO, they would have succeeded better if they had use a watergun.
However, one might argue, its has nothing to do with the culture and its the organiser’s fault of not letting people know of their ‘culture’. Meanwhile fanatics remain obnoxious and claim that they are being cheated. MAN! 118 SGD is like 50 pounds, just another week’s groceries. One should be able to see that May’n's singing is more important than a measly autograph as that is WHAT SHE IS FAMOUS FOR IN THE FIRST PLACE. If you want someone good in autography, the P-Meister is available(or u could look for Zorro.).
The supporter (the control group)
Alas, I can’t help but explain how a normal supporter would act:
1) go to event
2) doesn’t like event
3) stop going for future events
This event reminds me of fans who bought prototype Xbox 360s and had countless RRODs or the PS3 with the blue ray problems. People spent hundreds to thousands on these. I think they should have waited.. Please… Learn the lesson:
“Even fanatism require some sort of sanity in it.”
Final notes: Anyone want the picture of the KOWTOW? 2$ each. If i sell 60 of these, I’ll be going to the next AFA. LULz. *NOTE BY THE SOJOURNER: THE P-MEISTER DOES NOT HAVE ANY PICTURES OF MR. KOWTOW. Trolling Liar.*
This post is not directed at anybody.
17 Comments
November 25, 2008 at 2:51 pm
I am a Malaysian and I approve of this taking the mickey out of my fellow countrymen idiots.
Did you really get pictures of the KOWTOW? I’d like to see it…
November 25, 2008 at 3:40 pm
Quit Hatin’
November 25, 2008 at 6:47 pm
Another shitstorm generalization blog.
I think most SG bloggers are jealous because their ‘media pass’ does not entitle them a good positioning during concert, handshake and autograph.
So how many ‘media passes’ were handed out to so called ‘SG media’?
November 25, 2008 at 7:44 pm
Another perfect example of the typical Singaporean blogger’s fear of authority figures and lack of understanding for consumer rights that makes them surrender immediately if given the most dubious of reasons for unfairness.
Or is it overall arrogance over their currency which happens to be more powerful than the rest of her SEA neighbours which blinds them on the value of SGD 118?
This blog is stirring the shitstorm just for more hits . Pay it no heed. Stirring inter-country hatred is just low.
November 25, 2008 at 9:24 pm
e-jump, just take down that posting of yours and get over it.
You got your signature and i bet u have frame it up.
now go slp
i laugh at the kow-tow guy, there is always extremist in everything.
November 25, 2008 at 9:35 pm
e-jump: They are jealous of the autograph that you are complaining about? WTF.
Mahathir: Way to fan the hate while telling people not to. Brunei has the same currency though. And what does currency have to do with anything? Also, Singaporeans complain about everything they pay for, so you’re full of shit.
In any case, the “white board” can be resold for more than 100 bucks on Yahoo Auction Japan. Japanese love them.
November 25, 2008 at 9:56 pm
@Rawr
uh so what if Brunei has same currency as Singapore? The point of currency is the “elite singapore blogosphere” seem to think SGD 118 is small money to lose for an autograph to the point of calling others “spoilt brats”. I know some comrades in Malaysia are students and spent their holiday savings for the Diamond Pass. Do you blame them for being so-called “brats” if they don’t get what they expect? Perhaps said Singaporean bloggers fail to understand that SGD 118 to their neighbouring countries is double or triple the money to some foreigners.
And I’m sure I speak for the true fans of May’N that they don’t even THINK of reselling the whiteboard or whatever they can get signed to compensate for their loss or even to make profit. They will make do with whatever they get but that doesn’t stop them from RAGE-ing. Besides I haven’t seen any Malaysian selling the whiteboard on Yahoo Auction or EBay yet if that says anything.
@abc
I notice from your comments on other blogs that you’re just trolling. So STFU and go back to whichever sink hole you came from (neither Malaysia nor Singapore apparently and thankfully). Your comments don’t contribute at all to this shitstorm.
November 26, 2008 at 12:21 am
@Mahathir and e-jump
I implore you to cease the act of pleasing the troll known as P-Meister.
As the owner of the Blue Fox Alley. I do not advocate the act of trolling or flaming. However, I have no control over the autonomous actions from our resident troll and it is sad to see that his impish ways have attracted rather silly responses. Still, I am sorry to know that there are those who are disappointed from the recent event.
What is best for everyone’s interest is to get on with life, and deny the lulz for the P-Meister who is rofl-ing in the UK.
November 26, 2008 at 5:51 am
darn, you’re no fun Sojourner.
Owen S – Well, i wasn’t talking about all malaysians, just a few(or one) in particular.
EJump – Seriously, u phail to understand the purpose of this post, but keep phailing… you just proved my point btw that you’re actually proud of your diamond pass. No hate, its normal to be proud. No hate.
Mahathir – oooo a politician wannabe comes to blog, sadly, he doesn’t have very good standing with his countrymen. HOHOHO… btw, i’m not spending SGD.
SGD 118 is so expensive to your countrymen because your crackdown on piracy is so efficient that they are broke buying original games.
IF YOU CARE SO MUCH ABOUT CONSUMER RIGHTS, THEN GO SUE THEM. Oh, I forgot msia has a corrupt law system too. My bad. I have failed you. Its my fault. really.
Rawr – It is no politically correct to call it white board. Its pen board.
November 26, 2008 at 6:01 am
As in the other post, suing them is almost absolutely pointless (although in all probability you’d win). You don’t get much money back, you don’t get a real signature session, and hell you won’t even hurt the organizers.
November 26, 2008 at 6:03 am
reasonablyforseeable – You do if you read the fine print and find no mistakes in it and win the case of course. Its not a gamble but an investment if you can win.
All I want in this world is piss, uh, no… i mean peace.
one day may’n gets a boyfriend(which she probably could) and marries him, someone else will be lickin her tits. So much for an autograph.
November 26, 2008 at 6:35 am
Actually no. The longer explanation is in the other post, but just briefly.
1) At most, a court will only give you back your contractual expectations. Ie: 100 odd dollars worth of “fun”.
2) On top of that, maybe you can get some “suffering” damages. Unless you went medically insane from your lack of a signature, this isn’t going to come up to much.
3) The court could order punitive damages, and this is where all the crazy American multi-million dollar law suits get so famous. But hey, this is Singapore so the chances of that happening and pretty microscopic.
All in all though, i do agree with you. It’s pointless fighting over this. A signature is (if you really get down to it) pretty damn worthless, especially since all the die hard fans aren’t going to sell them anyway.
The reason why i did comment though is to our very vocal Malaysian friends, who think that Singaporeans are spineless against authority. Now that can be true in certain areas, but i think this one is really simple dollar and cents talking. ODEX on the other hand, is a company that should be sued, and the people taking the fines so easily are just bending over.
November 26, 2008 at 6:54 am
On a lighter note, those “sweat drops” look so wrong…
November 26, 2008 at 7:08 am
reasonablyforseeable – finish the sentence…. and getting poked in the ass. lol.
anyway, i believe, if the prosecution wins, the defendant will have to compensate the fees for the lawsuit and the fees for the contractual expectations too, allowing him to get part of the 118 back. Also, the court could issue punitive damage for wasting his time, say, to potentially miss a huge business opportunity. Depending on how much he earns and his status and past records.
SG uses a jurist system right? Thats going to be real crap. the prosecution would prolly stand a MUCH higher chance if he didn’t kowtow. Dignity is so important nowadays. Imagine the jurists bitching about him in the background.
(Sorry Mr. KOWTOW, u’re outta luck.)
Meanwhile, one doesn’t need to find a lawyer or bother to pay the fees if an organisation thinks that you have been treated badly. They exist in every developed country. Consumer Association of Singapore << http://www.case.org.sg/making_a_complaint.php
He would classify under tourist too and can complain under the Singapore Tourism Board. However, complaining to CASE about an autograph will be lulz. I’ll ask misakichi to save a newspapercutting for me in SG if that ever happens.
Straits Times front page: Otaku sues for autograph.
HOHOHO!!!
SG= a democracy that isn’t a democracy. My friend’s dad got fined by the ERP before for not having that thing installed in the car. IMHO, thats worse than being cheated over an autograph. SG can be terrible at certain areas.
November 26, 2008 at 7:12 am
Haha nah. Singapore hasn’t had a jury for a long time – they were abolished a while back. There are *very* obvious political reasons for this, but I don’t think this is the place.
You do bring up a good point though. These unhappy fans should write to case, write to the organizers and channel their complaints to someplace useful and not just random qq on the internet.
November 26, 2008 at 7:16 am
MrMayat – that was a hard piece of evidence to obtain. had to use gloves.
reasonablyforseeable – They are not complaining, but rather, showing off their diamond passes in a complaining manner.
November 26, 2008 at 8:41 am
@reasonablyforseeable
- These unhappy fans should write to case, write to the organizers and channel their complaints to someplace useful and not just random qq on the internet.
And now they can. AFA’s website has an email for where your comments, feedback and criticism can be sent to. contact at afa08 dot com. I am writing it now.
And suing them over an autograph will be silly. Msia doesn’t believe in suing anyway. We just kidnap you, blow you up with C4, and blame someone else for the deed. Occasionally we butt raep you and charge you for sodomy. >:3