DILDO 9 : A Picture to Share, A Lesson to Learn

With the advances of technology and the increasing capability of what a computer can do. Otakus who used to rely on only the TV now have access to the internet. However, sometimes the internet makes you stupid.

Now, the majority of viewers would not hesitate to blame the boy for being such a geek and a retard. However, I’ve gone through tards before, lets recap, people who are over-obsessed with something that they fail to use their brains and see the bigger picture. Before you blame games, let me remind you that this doesn’t only happen with games, but it can relate to finishing your last manga chapter or finishing the last episode of Narutard, only to find out that it hasn’t ended when shitpudden comes along. Now, who’s really at fault… Everyone!

The Perspective of the parents

Now, Looking at the parents point of view, they are sad, but we never know what they are thinking in their heads. What normal people would assume is

Dad: Dammit, my Son is an Otaku, a disgrace to the family!

Mom: How did I raise such a disrespectful son!

Granny: I forgot to wear my dentures!

But in reality….

Dad: Man! That was me when I was young. The good ol’ days…

Mom: Oh my, I am getting old!

Granny: I forgot to wear my dentures!

Is this a joke, you ask? NO! IT is NOT a joke! See what happens if the dad and mom retains their current state of life… They eventually become like the granny, having dementia.

Taking a look at dementia

Dementia is the severe loss of intellectual capacity due to the loss or damage of neurones in the brains. Often, this can be found in xrays as the shrinking of the hippocampus, which in short, stores recent memories and integrates it into long term memory. Why? Because the neurones develop neurofibrillary tangles formed by the hyperphophorylation of a microtubule associated wit the protein Tau. Of course, there are many other types and ways to get dementia, but you don’t need to know any more than this.

Anyway, enough of the science bits, demented patients would often be confused because of memory impairment. They can’t recognise day from night or even their children’s faces and by the age of 100, you have a 95% chance of getting it. It seems impossible to avoid, but we can reduce the rate at which this happens, by asking why it happens.

Why does it happen? Partially because old people live their solitary lives and don’t use their brains enough. It is proven that people who are active in their minds have a lower chance of developing early dementia. A lot of people who are in the active mind category play computer games/watch anime/read books(manga of course, what did u think? newspaper?) regularly, not obsessively, mind you.

What does this say. I have only a sentence to sum it up.

“People don’t age as they play games or watch japanese cartoon, people get old when they stop.”

Remember, if you can find someone who you can help, never hesitate. Bullshit? No, I’m not shitting with you. I saw a 40 year old lady playing the psp on the subway, a good example of an older person who is young at heart.

Back to the boy

So the boy is right? No. I tell you, by the age of 40, he will get dementia too. Lets look at the definition of a tard again.

People who are over-obsessed with something that they fail to use their brains and see the bigger picture.

Now you get it. In fact, he will turn into a demented otaku who doesn’t care about anything but plotless fillers and keeping up with the weekly Narutard Shitpudden Continues part XXIV. In fact, he will evolve from Otardku to Oldtaku. A demented otaku.

A story of a man being saved

A man, was at his peak of success. He was rich, and he could afford the monthly payment of World of Whorecraft. He has a pretty wife, which he doesn’t hump regularly. Instead, he chooses to be hooked onto his computer playing Whorecraft non-stop, levelling all his characters to 80, the new level cap.

Eventually, he came home one day, seeing his wife crying.

“Whats wrong?” he asked

His wife replied, “do you still love me?”

… silence…

He hugged his wife and said, ‘of course I do dear.’

From that day onwards, he quit world of whorecraft and watched anime instead, and they lived happily ever after… in the bedroom.

The moral of the story is: Hot babes cure everything!

Conclusion

Sorry there’s not enough pictures. Makes you want to think more and oogle less. Happy brain using everyone.

Pictures from SakuraPetalzz and Spacecowboytv