Dear ladies and gentlemen. I see we have many sausages flogging a certain page with a link to a free eroge, and this page has 3 times the number of counts that the 2nd most popular page has. Alas, I see healthy mature content viewing and I am glad to see this. Sadly, many more internet denizens are still chained down by porn addiction, not hentai but real life porn addiction. “Whats the difference?” one might ask. Let the P-Meister tell you more!
The Porn Industry
As you know, the porn industry is one that can generate good money but remains morally questionable. It is not my right to question the beliefs of the people who take part in this but real life porn is basically prostitution. Many people who are addicted pay the monthly subscription to watch HD download/stream porn at a very cheap price. Guess who the money goes to? The prostitutes(porn stars) and the pimps(website), except the website earns most of it. Fapping over these encourages more people into this act and thus sends the entire society into having a perverted mentality. Not that hentai isn’t perverted but this is worse.
Virginity is cheap now. I once heard a story of a single porn star who says, ‘I’ve let men touch everywhere except my lips, for they are saved for the man I love.” Its sad that the society has degenerated into such a disgusting state. Not all woman choose to become porn stars. You think they would choose? It is because of bastard men who take away their virginity that makes their virginity cheap, thus causing them to join such acts of impurity. These bastard men are those who cannot control their lust for real life porn.
Hentai Industry
The hentai industry works in a different way. Treat it as a gift from the heavens. Girls are not necessarily ‘used’. At the most they can pose for the artist but they do not need to sacrifice their virginity. This also allows art to be expressed in a more vibrant manner. Alas, fapping over these inspires more artists and also generates a demand, thus creating more decent jobs for the gifted in art. I believe that studying is not the only way to success. This will be another way. Its just like football. A sport. While many people are so engrossed over the world cup and premiere league, many can also be engrossed in hentai and eroges!! Increasing employment rate and even inspiring minds to be more creative, hentai can only be a good thing!
Deaths real porn have induced
Let me tell you a story of a man who told himself that he would never ever surf porn. He did stop, for 3 months. Oneday, his spermbox overloaded and he could no longer take it and with a click of the mouse, he watched porn. Alas, he had a good time, for a very short while. He did not turn up for work for two days and he was found dead grabbing his crotch. What a way to die! To avoid such things from happening is rather simple actually. Firstly, your spermbox should not be full. 98% of the men in the world fap and the other 2% lie.
Remember however, that each time you watch real porn, a poor virgin girl is being carried into the porn industry. How can you prevent this, the answer is to fap to hentai. Smoking affects everyone, just like surfing real life porn does. Thats why we have nicotine replacement therapies(NRTs) in all shapes sizes and forms. If doctors accept NRTs as cures for smoking, then hentai should be accepted as a cure for porn addiction! I hereby name it hentai replacement therapy, and like NRTs, its a ‘take as much as you want’ mentality. HOHOHO!
Hentai is better
Why stick to girls who have ugly tattoos, wrinkles, some sag tits, pimples, scars, tiny breasts, enormously fake breasts, hairy hatches and unshaven armpits(ugh!) when hentai is out there for you. Perfect girls. Surfing loli hentai for the teens is ok, as police won’t catch you for child-porn surfing. Besides, looking at girls of the same age is ok.
Importance of Virginity
I am a strong believer of sex after marriage. Being a Christian protestant, I do not believe that people should be chained down by rules(not allowed to surf hentai) but rather live according to their conviction and morals. Virginity is not a cheap thing and we only have it once in our lives. Its like buying an anime magazine or a figurine or a handheld console. Would you like it to have scratches on its cover or wrapped nicely in plastic? I like mine to be well taken care of. Therefore, as our society is corrupted to such an extent, to satisfy man and reduce the pressure on ladies, hentai is the way to keep those dolphins happy. I would like to propose hentai as a long-term treatment for porn addiction. Of course, just as a person who doesn’t smoke won’t ever take nicotine gum for no reason, a person who has no interest in porn should stick to regular anime. =)
Conclusion
We live in a society that is very knowledgeable about men. Men no longer need to fap in the bushes or under the bed to avoid detection. Everyone knows that they do. What they fap to is what matters. I would hope one day the anime culture would dominate the world, such as using hentai pics as storage currency rather than gold bars. 1gig of hentai(about 1 dvd) = 1 gold bar. Alas, hopefully korean dramas that give false hope to women would be scrapped too and have anime replacing it, but thats another story. Lastly, my favourite KOS-MOS!
Final words
Now that you have read my words, it is your duty to tell your porn addict friends about hentai and spread the love. To let them know the ugliness of real life porn, this should do the trick:
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Peace =X (Sorry Kate…)
(Sources: All pictures(except the armpit) were from http://www.ecchi-haven.net and the armpit wasn’t mine. =S)
21 Comments
August 16, 2008 at 12:27 am
LOL!! I thought the armpit was yours… Amazing!
August 16, 2008 at 12:40 am
There you have it. Unbiased, rational reasoning for the existence of hentai. Well done, sir. Well done. *applauds*
August 16, 2008 at 12:59 am
Much as I admire the sentiment of your porn/money scheme it seems to be a recipe for inflation. Pornography would have to become a state monopoly, and I don’t trust politicians with these things.
Perhaps rather than data we might exchange less easily copied forms? Perhaps even “perishable” sperm removal aides? 10$ = one stain free item, with each stain lowering the price to allow for lower value exchanges?
August 16, 2008 at 1:08 am
Hahaha, I don’t know if any part if this article is serious or not but it’s awesome either way. Great writing.
August 16, 2008 at 1:30 am
Nekki –> yes, the armpit was really misleading, and disgustingly turning off
omisyth –> Thank you for your truthful comment.
coburn –> I was thinking of videos that can only be streamed and can only be streamed once, that is a one time use, making it an expendable item. kekeke. Thus its value will be retained! WHAHAHAHA. Streaming will require a secure internet access and a program that prevents recording. Problem solved. HOHOHO!
CCY –> Thanks for the compliment. Every part is serious, from a medical standpoint, especially the armpit
August 16, 2008 at 1:38 am
Good write-up. And most of it is true heh. Porn pages outnumber normal websites 5 to 1 anyway. Porn is huge business.
August 16, 2008 at 2:31 am
There is a reason pr0n exists, and it is to make sure we don’t die in bed from overloaded spermboxes.
Truths were found in this article, awesome job.
August 16, 2008 at 2:51 am
You had a nice streak of images going through the post…but that last one…WHY, WHY DID YOU HAVE TO PUT IT THERE!?!? >_<
Since it’s the last image, it’s the one I’ll remember…”’orz
I masturbate!
August 16, 2008 at 4:16 am
Women love the P-Meister, he’s the man! XD Its an entertaining and nice read that justifies that hentai is better than porn, in its own ways. Your DILDOs are getting better and better sir. (:
August 16, 2008 at 4:16 am
Nice, I enjoyed reading this ^^. Everything you said I completely agreed with. I think we should really push for something like this to happen in our generation. The real porn industry is taken a nasty turn for the worst. *Sigh* It is pretty nasty how the morals of sex have changed due to it.
August 16, 2008 at 4:21 am
Panther –> Its perverts who cannot control their lust that made it this way.
xephfyre –> Thank you, willing to spread the truth anytime.
53RG10 –> LOL, i know, you just have to ignore it. It kinds of turn me off really! EEK!
Hynavian –> hentai is a healthy alternative. I like to think of it that way. Abstinence is the best but only 2% of the world claim they can do so and they lie.
Kairu –> i never realised my post was so deep until you commented =) and i agree with your comment too
August 16, 2008 at 4:35 am
I’ll go Ecchi-Haven and soothe my wounded eyes! ^_^
WAHAHAHAHAHA!! LOL!! ^_^
I’m sorry but…that sentence just begs to be misinterpreted!
August 16, 2008 at 4:52 am
53RG10 –> you left out the smiley face of satisfaction.
August 16, 2008 at 5:18 am
“Firstly, your spermbox should not be full.” I thought our body will automatically release them through wet dreams?
Well, theres another alternative of Gravure Idols too.
August 16, 2008 at 8:30 am
This is why misleading posts are so misleading. Someone is trying to justify his own perversion but at least he is trying to reduce collateral damage.
And where is the acknowledgment of my contributions? I gave you that armpit.
August 16, 2008 at 12:30 pm
“This image or video violated our terms of use”
WINRAR.
August 16, 2008 at 3:22 pm
misakichii –> if wet dreams were enough, the guy wouldn’t have died. True story.
The Sojourner –> Alas, if you are against my idea then you’re against the idea of NRTs too.
you make it sound as though it was your armpit. thanks for the pic anyway.
August 16, 2008 at 4:51 pm
Porn Addiction, lust, Mature content, loli hentai, prostitutes, eroge, sex, fapping, sperm, virgin, tits, breasts. OMG u included all the common keywords most hot-blooded teenagers key into google when they are alone inside their room, locked up.
tell us the truth, how many page hits did u get for this post.
SAY!
August 17, 2008 at 1:36 am
@gordon
HAHA! I had to un-mark your comment from the spam filter. Guess why?
@double
LOL! That was not intended but it kinda works.
August 17, 2008 at 1:47 am
double –> worked my way around it. =) didn’t realise what you meant as my temporary internet files kept regenerating the pictures.
For all who see something like violated the terms and services shietz, try deleting your temporary internet files. you should be able to enjoy the goodness of these pictures. =)
August 18, 2008 at 12:09 pm
gordon, what on earth were u searching for on google that allowed u to end up on this site?