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DEAR DEAR OTAKUS, I know its been long and hard and tiring for you to struggle with life everyday without the Daily Imperative Lessons for Desperate Otakus! KEKEKE! Today, the P-Meister has something to share. Something to make your life easier… especially when somebody asks you: Are you an otaku? or Why do you stay at home all the time? or What do you do during your free time?!!! It can be hard to confess without being looked down upon and sounding uncool. Therefore I will share new methods to do so!!

This time, I will be revealing my source, that is the DAILY anime you watch!! KEKEKE. Imagine, answering the question with the ZEST and power of your favourite anime character. HOHOHO!

Since there are many ways to answer, I will number them, and you can guess where they come from as you read. I will also put edited descriptions. 1 pt for every right answer! Right answers will be shown at the end.

Questioner: Are you an Otaku/What do you do during your free time?

First one will be an example.

1) I AM OTAKU! (Gundam)

Do this while driving a car. Shout as loud as you can! Your power and emotions somehow make your driving abilities much better.

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2) The name Otaku is not what we call ourselves, but what you people have given to us. Number 47, <insert name here>.

Be calm and confident when you say this. Remember that you have extra thick spectacles to see through them. If they do not respect you, somehow something bad will happen to them in a few days time. The number depicts what rank you are. You can change the number by watching more Anime.

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3) Hello, nice to meet you. I am an Otaku, you spell Otaku with 3 hiragana characters. I am from Year X Class X. My hobbies are, watching anime and/or playing games. I would be happy if you become my friend.

The countless days of anime watching has made you an otaku. You like to stay at home. What you lack is communication skills. A few tips on introducing yourself is also useful.

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4) That depends, who wants to know?

This forces the other party to introduce themselves first. Who knows, they might be otakus as well. Besides, you got a uber rich buddy and thats how you to buy anime and figures from anywhere in the world.

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5) My anime started when I was 12. *points cane* Choose a number from 1-12! BUAAKA. You don’t have the right to choose. My anime started when I was 12. I begin the day with anime. My afternoon begins with building gunpla…. BUAAAKA! I wear pyjamas to sleep!

You have watched anime for many years. However, no one can put up with you. Still, the stash of eroges may draw some desperate spirit to pull you out to be a friend.

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The originals!!

Now its time to find out how right you are in your guessing of the sources!! Remember to take note of your marks.

1) I AM GUNDAM.

Do this while piloting a Gundam. Shout as loud as you can! Your power and emotions somehow make your fighting abilities much better.

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2) The name Claymore is not what we call ourselves, but what you people have given to us.

Be calm and confident when you say this. Remember that you have an extra huge sword to slice through them. If they do not pay, somehow yoma will hunt them in a few days time. The number depicts what rank you are. You can change the number by slaying more awakened beings.

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3) Hello, nice to meet you. My name is Kotomi, you spell Kotomi with 3 hiragana characters. I am a senior in Class A. My hobby is reading books. I would be happy if you become my friend.

The countless days of book reading has made you a genius. You like to stay in the library. What you lack is communication skills. A few tips on introducing yourself is also useful.

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4) That depends, who wants to know?

This forces the other party to introduce themselves first. Who knows, they might be Captain Guile from the US air force!Besides, you got a uber rich buddy called Ken and thats how you afford your air tickets to travel anywhere in the world.

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5) My Legend started in the 12th century. *points cane* Choose a number from 1-12! BUAAKA. You don’t have the right to choose. My Legend started in the 12th century. I begin the day with a cup of coffee. My afternoon begins with afternoon tea. BUAAAKA! I wear pyjamas to sleep!

You have been a legend for many years. However, no one can put up with you. Still, the amazing power may draw some desperate spirit to pull you out of a rock.

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Points scored

0 pt: You’re a retard. I gave you the answer for the first one… *Sigh!*

1pt: You’re on your way to become an otaku, but not yet. Watch those anime to get a good FEEL of the speech.

2-3pt: You’re the average anime fan, knowing half of the anime out there. Some people may see the coolness in you, some don’t. Oh well.

4-5pt: Madness, you are so cool. So cool that normal humans cannot fathom your coolness. Some people say you smell like cockroach. Besides those lines up there, you might want to try some fresh mint. 

If you still don’t know which anime they are, check the categories tagged onto this post. =)

 

Conclusion

These are pretty cool ways to answer those questions or even start a conversation!! HOHOHO! However, if you get into trouble, feel free to comment so we can get a good laugh.

 

Quote of the day: “I AM OTAKU!” – Setsuna F. Seiei

from Gundam Double O-taku