The Blue Fox Alley

Upon waking up, I found this unknown recording in my laptop. And boy was I surprised when I had realised whom it was from.

‘Hello Sojourner. By the time this message reaches you, I would have done you a favour by viewing the latest Code Geass R2 episode on your behalf. Because I know you like the back of my back *inserts laughter of one’s own joke*, I would be expecting you to do a little snippet of your thoughts. So why not make it a fun ride by doing a TAG TEAM post with me? So as you waste the next few moments of your life writing about animu, do carry on playing this recording as I would insert my awesome insights in anticipation of your thoughts.

Hugs and kisses from yours truly, ID.’

[ID Sojourner] SELECT SONG! SELECT DIFFICULTY! LET’S DANCE!

The Sojourner: Umm… So I think I need a stronger dosage of my medication but that is another story.

This episode has really been satisfactory, unlike a relatively dull one from the previous week. As promised, we had a wonderful mix of over the scale change of events, mecha fights and humour. So assuming the anime scene is like Las Vegas and I am a taxi driver, I would tell the tourists that Code Geass R2 is the best show in town as suggested by the title of this post.

Ummm let’s see. I am supposed to play the recording after ending one segment of my thoughts…

ID Sojourner: DAMN RIGHT YOU ARE! YOU DESERVE TO BE SLAPPED FOR LOSING FAITH IN CODE GEASS WHEN YOU ASSUMED LELOUCH WAS GETTING STUPID. HE WAS JUST RECHARGING HIS MANA.

The Sojourner: Actually he was not getting stupid, but the show had to demonstrate that Xinge can rival Lelouch in terms of wits and is as capable a warrior as Suzaku is. A work of fiction, no matter how ‘plausible’ or ‘realistic’ it can be, can never escape the fact that it is written by individuals and they are subjected to biased intentions of conveying certain messages. Anyway I am not really interested in entertaining your superficial impressions.

ID Sojourner: Actually he was not getting stupid, but the show had to demonstrate that Xinge can rival Lelouch in terms of wits and is as capable a warrior as Suzaku is. A work of fiction, no matter how ‘plausible’ or ‘realistic’ it can be, can never escape the fact that… HAHA… I BET YOU ARE GONNA SAY SOMETHING LIKE THA…

The Sojourner: Err.. So allow us to carry on. So to summarise things, Lelouch and the Order of the Black Knights managed to turn the tides by troll-baiting luring the Chief Eunuchs into revealing their corrupted intentions, and broadcasting their words across the entire Chinese Federation.

Appearing in a spanking new Knightmare Frame, Lelouch uses superior technology to wipe out a significant chunk of the Eunuchs’ artillery lines. In a flash, the situation had turned favourable for the Black Knights and Xingke and by seizing the opportunity did they defeat the Chief Eunuchs.

Well that was classic Lelouch style of flipping the card. I should have known better than to expect an arduous trial for him. And I wonder how could the masses have responded so quickly to the broadcast to aggregate an uprising of that magnitude.

*presses play for the recording*

ID Sojourner: Diethard broadcasted the Eunuchs’ trolling on a streaming site called Deito Deito and it has instant commenting functions. The viewers were able to post comments like ‘WTF? The Eunuchs suck! Let’s revolt!’ or ‘I hate rebellions but my friend paid me $20 to scream with her’. News spreaded quickly and poof! An uprising!

So I say, Diethard is really one of Lelouch’s top aides. He is such a perverted manipulator of media! I bet he has been devising such brilliant plans so Lelouch/Zero would praise him to the heavens. I am just waiting for him to be Table-tan the 2nd.

OH BOY! IT WAS SO PRICELESS TO SEE THE SHOCKED FACES OF THOSE EUNUCHS! SURPRISE! AND I ALMOST WET MYSELF WHEN I HEARD SCHNEIZEL BLURT OUT THE WORD ‘KEIKAKU’.

The Sojourner: But the most interesting part of the show was at the end of it. How was Shirley’s personal opinion able to influence Lelouch/Zero to make a political decision based on just irrational reasons? Wow that was interesting. Is it Code Geass’ call for more empathy for our real world?

ID Sojourner: lolwut. If I am right about what you would be thinking, then it gives me a good reason to LAUGH. You are talking about a show that features men who would ride mechas and chop eunuchs for the sake of lolis! Have a break! Have an orange kit-kat! Speaking of orange… I am still waiting for Orange-kun to make a drastic appearance that is followed by a ‘GOOD MORNING!’ of a grand scale.

[ID Sojourner] You know what I am going to say. HEHE.

So if you want to be a poseur then go ahead! In fact I know what you would be thinking about the above picture. While others would laugh at Sunrise taking a vacation in the logic department, you would defend it by saying that it is meant to be a psychological approach to make Kallen break down. HENCE YOU THINK SUNRISE AND BRITANNIA ARE SO SMART!!!!! I really insist you get yourself an orange kit-kat.

The Sojourner: Urghh… I am not gonna publish this shit. It is too embarrassing. This one is going to the bin.

ID Sojourner: AND I WOULD HAVE EXPECTED YOU TO DELETE THE ORIGINAL POST. SO I TOOK THE LIBERTY OF POSTING THIS ON YOUR BEHALF WITH A DASH OF WHAT I WOULD HAVE EXPECTED YOU TO HAVE WRITTEN.

I LOVE MINDRAPING MYSELF.

So basically this post was written completely by ID Sojourner.

[ID Sojourner] YOU JUST GOT KEIKAKU-ED!

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SO UNTIL NEXT TIME!

SEE YOU NEXT DECULTURE TURN!