Sorry. This post has nothing to do with Code Geass, lolis and is rather devoid of terms like ‘LOL’ or ‘WTFOMGBBQ’. Being a meaningless post, I advise you to turn back while you still can.
[EDIT] SERIOUSLY, ANIMEBLOGGER ANTENNA IS LYING. THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH CODE GEASS.
So I was strolling nonchalantly and happened to pass by the Singapore Indoor Stadium. There was this fine young man who was taking shots of a tiny piece of plastic and curiosity prompted me to approach him for a closer look of what was going on. Then it came to realise that was no piece of plastic the young man was ogling over, it was an action figure of Takamachi Nanoha of Mahou Shoujo Lyrical Nanoha fame.
As a big fan of the Nanoha franchise, I accosted the young man with the simple request of touching the simply adorable Nanoha figure for just a few minutes. As if the heavens had smite with all its wrath, I was stunned by the sudden events that were to take place.
Much to my surprise, the smile on his face faded away for a rather intimidating glare after I had asked whether I could touch his Nanoha figure. He assaulted me with savage attempts on my life, and I swear I was facing a real life Yandere.
IT WAS MADNESS I TELL YOU!!!! TWO THINGS. HE DID NOT WANT ME TO GET CLOSE TO HIS NANOHA. SECONDLY, HE WAS JEALOUS OF MY ABSOLUTELY AND UNDENIABLY ATTRACTIVE LOOKS. Tamaki of Ouran Host Club was based on me.
SO WE HAD SOME INTENSE SWORD DUELING. No wait. That happens only in Junjou Romantica. Sorry.
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But I was not going to let him have his way.
JUSTICE IS SERVED. I KICKED. I PUNCHED. I ROARED. AND I TRIUMPHED! ALL IN THE NAME OF JUSTICE.
SERIOUSLY. WHAT IS WRONG WITH KIDS THESE DAYS. IT WAS NOT AS IF I WAS GONNA STEAL HIS NANOHA…. Okay… Maybe the thought was there… XD
SO YEAH I WON. LET US CELEBRATE WITH SOME FINAL FANTASY TA TA TA TA VICTORY MUSIC THING WHATEVER.
OR IF THAT WAS TOO BORING FOR YOU, TRY THIS INSTEAD.
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I mean who in the right mind would be crouching like that outside Singapore Indoor Stadium! This post also proved that Otakus are selfish in nature, lol, letting you hold onto a figure for a while won’t get him killed or anything. XD
[ID Sojourner]
YEAH. THANK GOODNESS THERE IS SOMEONE WHO HAS EMPATHY FOR ME.
Wtf. That’s all.
Those figure otaku are scary shit yo
[ID Sojourner]
OKAAAAYYY… I ADMIT. I TRIED TO ROB HIM OF HIS NANOHA. GO READ HIS POST ABOUT A WONDERFUL FIGURE REVIEW AND HOW HIS NANOHA FENDED OFF MY ATTACKS.
Poor me
[ID Sojourner]
@misakichii
YOU ARE COOL AND I HOPE YOU STILL LOVE ME! I WANNA REMAIN AS FWRENS WITH YA.
I LOL’D, I AM GLAD THAT YOU ARE MY GIRLFRIEND LOLOLOLOLOLOL
Figurine murderers lurk in the darkness! BE AFRAID, BE VERY AFRAID!!!!
who in the right mind would do a spam post like this. We all know who is at fault here.
lol. i do that too when i shoot my figures. lie down on the floor etc. ^^;
@gordon
You should have been there. Misakichii deserves my admiration for taking those shots under the scorching hot sun. And the sensation that lying on the ground gave is like doing push-ups on the hot tar ground.
Is the guy running away from the camera on misakichii’s post you, Sojourner? You sure were sweating alot that day.
Did Nanoha’s Divine Buster hurt?
@Stifler
The temperature was approximately at 36C I reckon and there was absolutely no wind at all. You should have seen him instead, I was not the one lying on the ground.
are you a fugitive now?
assaulting people for nanoha… but then again, it’s not like i wouldn’t defend the small stash of figurines that i have either.
LOOOLLLLL!!!!!
I’m glad you won, I truly am.
What figs can do to u these days …
[ID Sojourner]
Actually I was masked so there is no way I could be identified.
You forgot to mention that random chicks jumped out of the crowd and started humping you after your arousing victory.
[ID Sojourner]
@Baka-Raptor
Aye. Careless of me to leave that one out. Not to forget they drenched me with Gatorade.
Wow that was intense… It’s like what happened in my otaku colleague’s house when I tried to touch his “Haruhi Concert Figure (the bunny girl rocker suit i mean).” It was so yandere.
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