[ID Sojourner] Hey Folks. It’s GATTAI Time.

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Looks like my other self is going to have some problems handling me because I have hidden his medication. When the he wakes up, he is going to be appalled by his new memories of Junjou Romantica. Ufufufufu….

I was doing some weight training while watching the show and I found myself constantly laughing at how ‘weak’ Misaki was. DUDE HOW COULD LET THAT TEDDY BEAR MAN PUSH YOU AROUND LIKE THAT? That was most obvious when Misaki had yet to realise that he would love to have a man-saber in his butt during the first episode. WOULD IT NOT BE SENSIBLE TO STRUGGLE AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE WHEN A MAN IS TOUCHING YOUR CROTCH? I WOULD HAVE PUNCHED HIM, BROTHER’S BEST FRIEND OR NOT. Oi Misaki! Show the man he cannot have his way all the time!

But then, Misaki could not have been that silly! I have come to deduce that Teddy Bear Man possesses Eel Hands, and is capable of sending small jolts through Misaki’s body through his hands to paralyse him.

Ufufufufu… I have seen five episodes and the sequence of events for each episode has been deciphered by the perspicacious ID Sojourner. Our boys are faced with a dilemma-> the uke goes tsun tsun and emo -> the seme gives his silly bishie grin -> seme touches uke -> uke blurts out words like ‘I cannot take it anymore!’ -> intense sword dueling.

Oh oh oh! I wish I had written the script for this! I know there is a manga for this but screw the manga! If this anime is to continue like the way it has been, it is definitely going to fall under the category of ‘Oops. I missed a chance at GREATNESS’. Do not underestimate the power of compelling stories, because that will even win over the the skeptics out there. The BL may turn people off but if your story is great enough, even the guys will not be able to resist it! Yes! Urh… I just cannot resist the touch!

Firstly, if I had written this, WHY ALL THE PHYSICAL CONTACT AND THE URH URH URH? I rather focus more on the social dynamics of the characters. Not that they are totally lacking but it is not sufficient to make this an accurate portrayal of romance between homosexuals! Oh I AM SORRY. THIS IS SIMPLY YAOI. AND IF JUNJOU ROMANTICA is to be written that way, it will not bring the lulz for me.

Best romance action comedy for this season. When I say romance action, you get what I mean.

 I was doing pushups while watching this.

 Misaki is so TSUNDERE.