HEY HEY COME ON!! uh… ITS DILDO TIME ONCE AGAIN! Recently, the P-Meister went to seek resources for greater enlightenment. Suddenly, he came across an article written by yomas, a complete LIE that ANIME IS BAD AND VIOLENT!!! This is how the story begins:
One day, Otakumon-Male meets Otakumon-Female. They are put in a ‘daycare’ and then they produce an Otakkid! Well, as the kid ages, like about 10, they are exposed to Anime(not hentai genres of course)! Anyway, violence from these animes disturbed his parents who were exposed to anime at quite a late age, lets say 16. The P-Meister is here to tell everyone not to worry and the benefits of anime to the common man! Clare and I will now clear the yomas of this world.
Hypothesis of the Type-A TARDS, the Yomas!
If you have read my article on DILDO 1 about type-A people, you will know that they do not appreciate anime. Up till this day, there is no evidence to state why. However, they are the reason that CENSORSHIP has become so retarded. They are the reason why AMERICANISATION occured. They are the reason that NARUTARDS are born! Without any proof or evidence, they start worthless arguments and plain dumb discussions in classes, trying to steer the common man from the Beneficent Law of the Anime(Founded by the P-Meister). Still, their claims still remain as hypothesis and have no true meaning to believe in.
An example would be a teacher starting a discussion about anime violence in class. Don’t misunderstand, the teacher may not be bad but has been forced to do this work. Anyways, its the A-type people who are trying to give a one sided view that anime is bad that are truly those who should be rejected by this society and thrown into the dumps. They have no human rights and have only learnt to live the way of the animal. Alright I apologise, that was a bit mean on my side.
These savage beasts are trying to steal the very thing otakus live on, original, uncut, full-of-culture, fresh, unamericanised anime! Sorry again. Anyway as the discussion goes on, of course, there will be information for and against anime. Often, a lot of information is created against anime. To prove that anime is actually beneficial is difficult. Basically, the general idea that is created is: Anime IS related to violence!
However, do not be fooled by such BLASPHEMY.
The theories of Anti-anti-Anime Fans, Type B mentality
What are Anti-anti-Anime fans??? Simple, they are against the idea of anti-anime and have learnt how to appreciate the meaning of anime. Their arguments are stated below:
It is true, whatever we watch influence whatever we do, but humans have a reason to do things. Just because somebody ate shit in some tv programme means you’ll go eat shit as well (remember Stifler from American Pie: The Wedding). Besides, not all anime are violent. There are some which promote family love, such as Clannad! How could those retarded Type-A people put such a charge on anime so blindly!
OK, I admit, it is true that it is impossible to limit the types of anime your children watch as you can’t keep your eye on them 24/7, BUT, hiding such information from your child will only degrade their thinking and give them a false fantasy of this world. As they grow older, their minds are more fragile and will be hurt easily. Blood is nothing but a liquid connective tissue in our human bodies is it not?
B fans will definitely be able to justify that anime is potentially harmless, but they will obviously fail to prove that ANIME IS GOOD FOR YOU!!
Law of the Anime(Founded by the P-Meister, created by the AWESOMENESS of anime!)
I didn’t make this up, true anime appreciators did. The only thing i did was to give it a name. This Law is simple, Anime is Good for You! It takes time to learn counters against the anti-anime fans, so here are examples for the lesser humans to reach enlightenment. One may argue:
1) but anime cause violence! – Just like ‘guns don’t kill people, people kill people!(quoted from Xenogears)’, anime don’t cause violence. I somehow feel that i sound wiser…
2) but anime makes you physically weak! – Anime characters are generally slimmer than the average population and gives something people will strive for. Heart disease remains as the number 1 killer on earth. A skinny bespectacled and weak otaku is better than a rolling watermelon at home who does nothing but watch E-news! True anime fans at least have have to go out for a stroll to get their favourite figurines. Who can wait for delivery nowadays?
3) but… – “SHUT UP!” *if you don’t know how to answer, stop them before they say anything. This is the most powerful move, use with discretion*
P-Meister’s Speech on the Wonderful Anime We LOVE
Anime is not violent at all. For those who oppose anime, for the sake of anime, we must BURN THEIR HOUSES, KIDNAP THEIR CHILDREN AND FORCE THEM TO WATCH ANIME! NUFF SAID. Such small violent acts are necessary for the sake of the truth!
4 Comments
May 12, 2008 at 4:26 pm
It’s rare to find a non-violent program nowadays. Cartoons, for example, have heroes resorting to violence in the name of justice. Batman is using his bat technology to beat criminals up and pikachu is zapping opponents into defeat. Hence, anime alone cannot be blamed totally. Other genres (adult programs, movies, etc) should be taken into consideration too.
Programs that do not have violence? Maybe Teletubbies and Barney. Parents can confine their kids to those programs if they’re paranoid. (: LOL!
May 14, 2008 at 2:56 pm
You are not having some trauma over those anti-anime peeps are you? Although i do agree with your points.
May 14, 2008 at 9:20 pm
Hynavian-> don’t forget sesame street!
misakichii-> WHO SAID I’M AFRAID *shivers*
Additional notes: this was intended for students who are researching into anime violence to ponder upon the great words of the P-Meister! LOL.
May 16, 2008 at 2:11 pm
Oh ya, Sesame Street. (: ROAR!