The Blue Fox Alley

The Accused: Two days ago, To Love Ru’s 5^th episode was released. For the benefit of those who do not know it, it can be simplified as an anime revealing a lot of HOT SEXY naked scenes, whilst having a typical ‘I WANT TO HAVE HIS KIDS!‘ storyline.

The Prosecutor: As you know, the BFA(Blacklister of Fucked-up Anime), also known as Blue Fox Alley has made investigations so as to considered whether to place this under the WTF list or not… Hence, the P-Meister has be entrusted this opportunity to prosecute this case. BTW, he loves Haruna, he thinks she’s so cute.

 The Defendant:

Mr. Godot, Ace attorney has opposed the P-Meister in his stand. He is a famous lawyer who is featured in several DS anime-like games.

 The Judge:

The Sojourner. A wise and intelligent man, so he says… However, due to the lack of manpower, the P-Meister has used his imagination and conjured a hologram of him.

As such… the court proceeds….

Judge: The defendant may call his first witness… quotes will be in < >.

Mr. Godot: Aye, today I will like to call a Perverted typical student

(Student comes out… example of how he looks below…)

Testimony

‘THIS ANIME ISN’T ONLY perverted and shallow anime! This anime SHOWS LOADS OF PANTSU in BEAUTIFUL ANGLES and deserves to be watch. It should go to the FTW cat immediately!! I LOVE PANTSU!’

Judge: Ok P-Meister, its time for your cross-examination…

P-Meister(with the cool tone): Yes, i will carry on Sojourner-sama! I will prosecute this anime like the way Zastin does whenever breaking of engagement is mentioned!

Cross Examination:

 P-Meister: HOLD IT!! You said that it <isn’t only perverted and shallow>! There is a contradiction in his statement. OK, OK… I’ll cut this lawyer crap thing… Personally, after watching episode 5, I felt that the story was quite shallow… It was full of fanservice and has little plot development. A lot of its contents isn’t original too. It does show a lot of pantsu though… sometimes even without pantsu and just skin and light(that always blinds our vision at the wrong areas). With that… I’ll provide some evidence to the court. Compare this scene with that of Boys Be episode 3!

 Supporting Evidences:

Girl falling off while reaching for books… With this as proof, the rest has been spelled out. Why should fans keep watching something that has been shown in many other animes before. This anime has little purpose… However…

 Mr. Godot: OBJECTION! Have you heard of the word ‘parodies’, P-Meister? How could you say it has no purpose when it can serve as a parody of anime and make fun of all the other animes that have come out before!? It consists of many scenes which we enjoyed and laugh at too right? I’ll bring out an evidence to support my case.

LOL, I couldn’t stop laughing at that!!! What more have you got to say? PEE-Meister…

P-Meister: I’ll show you another scene:

Now, we have seen this so many times in Keroro Gunso that we are quite bored of it already. This story clearly lacks originality! So far, too many of the jokes have appeared in previous animes. However, I enjoy PANTSU scenes and some background sounds make me laugh too. Even so…

Mr. Godot: BUT I LIKE PANTSU!

The Verdict:

Judge: Yes… we all like naked girls and pantsu, we all like funny scenes too, but thats just too much. If we wanted pantsu, we could just watch hentai like me(the P-Meister thinks he watches, which guy doesn’t?)! If we wanted funny scenes, there are many who have done better and yet delivered adequate storyline, such as Ah! My Goddess. Still, I would not say that it would be terrible. Some things are worth to watch again even if it has been shown in other anime. Things such as:

Only 5 episodes have been released. Although I agree with the P-Meister that the storyline is not impressive enough to be classified as good anime, I think (FOR THE SAKE OF PANTSU) that we give this anime a chance. As a rule of the BFA, we will not put an anime in the WTF list until it has ended. With that being said, we should further carry out investigations by watching more pantsu and naked girls.

Conclusion by P-Meister

Phew… The P-Meister loves pantsu too, so he doesn’t want this to go to the WTF list too early. Anyway, I will certainly look forward to the INVESTIGATION! This is not an amazing anime, but it has some minor points that can save it. If the series is enjoyable throughout though, we may even put it in the FTW list. As you can see, its not 100% retarded. As for me, besides Haruna, I like Zastin too, he’s funny. For now, we can only wait.

NOTES: I THINK HARUNA IS SO MOE!!!